garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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