We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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