whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
