An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
