It's Friday. Sex?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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