My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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