I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
