He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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