is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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