I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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