I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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