mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
