Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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