I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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