The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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