Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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