He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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