told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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