You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If that was your dad, he is hot
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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