he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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