Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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