i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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