I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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