i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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