When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
