so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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