They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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