if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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