Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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