We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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