Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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