I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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