You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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