google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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