I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
vagina is talking i cant
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Randomize