at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
