And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So much rum. So many feels.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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