ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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