I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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