How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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