Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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