Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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