The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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