Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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