tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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