What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Barsexuality is the new black.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Randomize
