wrigley field is MILF paradise
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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