No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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