So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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