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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed

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(708): View more from Illinois

Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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(248): View more from Michigan

after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup

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(513): View more from Ohio

Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.

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(310): View more from California

I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one

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(904): View more from Florida

Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.

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(858): View more from California

god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night

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(801): View more from Utah

I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF

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