Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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