North Korea, Best Korea!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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