I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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